Milk for Dead Hamsters
a horrible joke played on a younger sibling.
specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. naturally, it doesn’t work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
that was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.
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