Milk Hotdog


(noun- formal) a man of reduced character; any person, regardless of gender displaying excessive levels of false-confidence and blind aggression;

(noun- formal) hockey player which employs cheap-shots and false-alpha tendencies during play and after the whistle;

(noun- informal) male reproductive organ.

first coined by professional nhl defenseman, kevin bieksa of the vancouver canucks on december 29, 2011, when he was bet $300 by his teammates that he could not slip the term into a pre-game interview. see example for quote.
“they’ve got a couple of milk hotdogs on their team {san jose sharks}, and… it makes for some fun games, that’s for sure.”

“you believe how that milk hotdog tried to give me the ol’ perpostrosity in that corner scrum?!”

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