Milk Maid

a woman who produces breast milk as a s-xual act. she can either express it on her partner, have her partner suck her off, or perform solo.
check out the new milk maid p-rno i got.
when a woman sucks a guy off while gently pulling down on his b-lls in a milking fasion. (like a “milk maid”)
that farmer’s daughter gave a great milk maid last night in the cow barn.
when a female sucks her own breast(s)
hey check out jane in the corner, she’s milkmaiding – this ain’t no party foul!
a woman who performs oral s-x on a man or men, particularly on an ongoing or regular basis, where the oral s-x is the primary dimension to the relationship.
john: “man, i need a milkmaid who can drain my b-lls a couple of times a week.”
randy: “why not place an ad on craigslist for that?”
women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.
“the milk maids. the women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. as if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won’t go bad for like a decade.” – dante hicks to randal graves, clerks

as seen in clerks and clerks ii played by kevin smith’s mom.
a black women who enjoys s-x with white men
chad was h-rny so he called his milkmaid for a quick delivery
a female who goes early in the morning, while several men are bend over on all fours. at this point the women will proceed to m-st-rb-t- the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. while yanking on the men’s privates, she will continue to do this until they produce sp-nk. she will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. and continue to have a gl-ss of fresh milk for breakfast.
henry hinton is a milk maid

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