Milk Snake


like the snake bite before it, this delicious drink is sure to make your liver smile. first, you fill your gl-ss half way with cider, then, using a guinness spoon or well adjusted plastic fork, you layer your favorite milk stout on top. voila, the milk snake is born!
guy 1: oh no! there’s a milk snake in my boot!
guy 2: quick! drink it!
a rigid backed spitting p-n-sone eyed snake
when caught playing with his milk snake petes father told him to be carful or he would glue his eyes shut
the puple helmeted spitting crotch snake.
come get a faceful, come and ride the milksnake!!!!

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