milk the cow
having a guy -j-c-l-t-.
made more famous (recently) by ludacris’ song.
if you hold the head steady i’m a milk the cow.
when a “non-farmer” city guy goes to his room to m-st-rb-t-.
hey dude, where you off to? i’m thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.
milk the cow. it can be used in any situation!
gosh claudia! milk the cow and get to work! you know you have a math exam tomorrow!
when a fat woman or girl squirts out of their v-g-n-
tonight, the man plans on going to a club to find a fat chick cause he was in the mood to milk the cow.
squeezing a b–b.
if you hold the head steady i’m a milk the cow
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