Milk Vampire


originating in uruguay, “milk vampire” is a term for a person (usually a young female) who has a thirst for s-m-n. the milk vampire will stalk out his/her male prey carefully, using sly methods to trap the victim, such as hiding under tables and striking any nearby male genitalia.
the milk vampire doesn’t bite; she sucks.
a baby who breastfeeds.
my wife’s friend just had twins; she now has two milk vampires to feed all day. brutal!

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