milkin’ the weasel
it is what one has to resort to after a long night of trying to pump the panties off of a b-tch with drinks and compliments but can never seem to succeed in closing the deal. therefore you reluctantly go home alone and pop in a p-rno then attempt to “squeeze one off” by jerking and stroking the weasel,sometimes fast sometimes slow, ahhhhh……. what a relief.
sh-t bro,last night i caught todd milkin’ the weasel. i knew it would come to that after i seen his no gaming -ss get struck out at the club. poor sorry son of a b-tch.
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