Milking a turtle


doing a lot of work for a reward that isn’t really there.
guy 1: hey man, i’ve been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her.

guy 2: you’re milking a turtle, bro, she isn’t going to take you back.

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