milking the cobra
the female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. this is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her l-b–s in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.
jane was walking home drunk from the club with jack and needed to p-ss. with nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.
“milking the cobra”
the unaired episode of animal planet featuring a well hung man squeezing the white venom out of his pet pocket cobra. a term usually defining the process of stimulating a cobra’s fangs to produce venom in the hope of deriving an anti-venum. milking the cobra aside from reptiles and solo w-nking can also be achieved with a partner preferably with the opposite s-x, but to each their own.
last night i blinded me julie when she was milking the cobra. he was angry and spat in her eye. she is in guarded, but stable condition.
jacking off, masturbating, w-nk, jerk off, jo
my girl gets what she wants after she is done milking the cobra.
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