milky tornado
when a man has s-x with someone in a bathroom or anywhere with a flushable toilet, -j-c-l-t-s on their face, and then gives their partner a swirly afterwards.
man i f-cked this b-tch in the bathroom at the club last night. it was awesome, i even gave her a milky tornado when i was done!”
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