Millwall Brick
originally created by millwall fans a “millwall brick” is a newspaper rolled up lengthways and then folded in the middle creating a solid square end. held correctly can be as damaging as a brick. another use for this is taping the end and attaching a piece of string to the end and the swinging it around, this can cause a great amount of damage as it is very light but as hard as a brick.
“i’ll smash him up with a millwall brick”
the millwall brick was discovered when police began to wonder why so many millwall supporters were carrying copies of the broadsheet times newspaper.
correctly folded it could be converted into a weapon that could punch a hole in a dry lining plasterboard wall.
i got my skull fractured by a millwall brick.
this will be used by a very good friend of mine if you treat me like sh-te! so watch out!
watch out, mr g’s coming down the road and he’s gonna lob the millwall brick at you which’ll smash your face in! mwhahaha!
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