Miloffee
a delightful concoction of milo and coffee. usually taken before a long, hard day in the office to help deal with:
(a) being at work;
(b) the fat, ugly hobbit that wears see through clothing with black underwear;
(c) herpes
“ohhhh that b-tch that looks like frodo is looking fine this morning, i’m gonna make a miloffee with 4 sugars to celebrate!”
“what!! you gave me herpes! i need a miloffee to help gather my thoughts and rethink my life”
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