Miltoned


to have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the miltonee want to leave. derived from the milton character in the movie office sp-ce, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.
since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with smelly mel from marketing – i’m totally getting miltoned!

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