Miltswanca
mother i’d like to sleep with and never call again.
-coined by barny aka lorenzo von matterhorn from ‘how i met your mother’
derrick : “holy cr-p tabits mother is a miltswanca”
dorrine: “no way, you’d definately call back.”
mother i’d like to sleep with and never call again
as made famous by the television show, how i met your mother
person 1: mother’s, hide your daughters! daughter’s hide you miltswanca’s!
mothers
i’d
like
to
sleep
with
and
never
call
again
barney:mothers lock up your daughters. daughters lock up your miltswancas
robin: miltswancas
ted: mothers i’d like to sleep with and never call again?
barney: correct
~how i met your mother
mother i’d like to sleep with and never call again
not a milf but along the same lines. basically a one night stand with someone you never want to come into contact with ever again. works well when depressed or drunk.
“daughters, lock up your miltswanca’s”
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