miltswanka’s

mother i’d like to sleep with and never call again
after breakup:

1st guy:
“that’s right, (your name), is back on the market. mother’s lock up your daughter’s. daughter’s lock up your miltsw-nka”s.”

2nd guy:
“miltsw-nka’s?”

3rd guy:
“oh wait i can get this. mother i’d like to sleep with and never call again”

1st guy:
“correct. circle gets a square”

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