Mimmocalypse
an event that commences after the university of michigan fails to obtain commitments from any top recruits who recently visited said school. there must be at least 5 rivals 100 recruits in attendance and the university of michigan must fail to obtain a commitment from a single one. once the mimmocalypse has commenced, you can expect an extended winter in ann arbor that will last into august and a series of declarations by michael kimmel that will lament the state of the university of michigan football program and express doubt that they will ever feature a decent team again. these declarations are notable for their use of “……” at the end of each one.
we didn’t get a single commitment from any of the 5 rivals top 100 recruits that visited michigan this week. commence the mimmocalypse!
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