mind-bending orgasm
mind-bending -rg-sm
a mind-bending -rg-sm is like being under the influence.
a guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into -rg-smic orbit.
a ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan ‘oooooooooh’ afterwards.
an hour after s-x, gal regains consciousness: “wow! that was a mind-bending -rg-sm. i feel total emotional bliss. can we do it again?”
guy to himself: “boy, i’m good. seems i’ve rearranged time and sp-ce with another mind-bending -rg-sm.”
woman to friend: “greeks may have -rg-smo but i prefer a mind-bending -rg-sm.”
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