mind-controlling nose gnome


a once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. the gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. the gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
the waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. gross!

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