mind-fuck masturbation
it is where you mind f-ck a friend/sibling or family member and in that mind-f-ck you soon realized that you have also mind-f-cked yourself.
jake: he dori! too bad we couldn’t get in-n-out the other night because it was closed.
dori: actually there was some in-n-out wink wink
both: hahahaha
jake: that was a great s-xual innuendo dori.
jake: if only we had a s-xual innuendo for that s-xual innuendo….o wait, i just mind-f-cked myself.
example of mind-f-ck masturbation ^
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