Mind Rapist
a ‘mind rapist’ in an individual who reads and then steals your thoughts seconds before you say them out loud. these thoughts include things such as funny comments and jokes which the mind rapist steals and speaks for their own personal glory.
mind rapists have no individual thought and need to rape the minds of intelligent individuals to survive. mind rapists will also claim that it is you who are the mind rapist and it is you stealing their thoughts.
this is obviously just a m-ssive lie. typical sneaky mind rapists.
emma: oh my god i was literally just about to say that! you just raped my mind! mind rapist!
james (mind rapist:) no, no you stole my thoughts! you’re the mind rapist!
1. to rape someones mind.
2. forcefully showing someone disturbing images, videos, or words.
3. talking someone into doing something, that consists of crimes against humanity.
1. berkeley
2. any movie that was directed by tim burton
3. the number “23”
4. being approached by a crazy person or hobo, that keeps babbling on about random sh-t, is most likely a mind-rapist (avoid those people)
5. cultists or satanists (a.k.a. scientology)
6. gays
7. friends of gays
8. jerry seinfeld. he will steal and rape your innocence of laughing, and comedy, and all that is right in the free-world, him and his partner (b-tt-buddy) tim burton. don’t let them near you or your children, especially your children!
a mind rapist is some one who has received bad press for sharing similar thought to other people, but is just a little bit funnier and quicker to out the words.
they have the ability to read people and understand what they are just to about to say, in in interest of personal gain, say what it was before the other person
joe: i love it when i can feel it with my hands.
emma: tha…
james: that’s what she said!
emma: you’re such a…
james: mind rapist?
emma: -sigh-
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