when a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.
“look at you john!. she took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god d-mn squirrel aids, and hepat-tis a through z. really naive!!! you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!”.
when a fellow chap thinks with his male genital organ rather than his head
“look at you john, she took half of your equitable estate, your kinds, and all she gave you is god d-mn squirrel aids, and hepat-tis a through z! really naive; you should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours.”
krystalin is a crazy psychotic b-tch, very compulsive and becomes obsessive during a relationship or one sided crush. this girl started acting like a krystalin so i had to cut her off!
a photobomb but with a man’s scr-t-m or ball sack showing dude, your scrotobomb last night was hilarious but you might want to get your b-lls checked by a professional. to hang your scr-t-m out behind someone in a picture without their knowledge. oh my god, that guy scrotobombed our family picture.
- zen the moment
elevate any moment or experience you’re in, to a higher, invigorating state. stop and zen the moment.
- glitter me
lie to me to make me feel good about myself how did i do on that presentation? you can glitter me if you want to!
- sasha pieterse
a precious f-cking bean who doesn’t deserve to be body shamed. plays alison dilaurentis in the iconic show ‘pretty little liars’. should date shay mitch-ll instead of that pineapple of a fiance. can go from hot, cute, to a daddy or all, in the matter of seconds. emison emison emison emison is lit sashay f-ck […]