Mindjizz
when your mind starts thinking of all the bad things about life and your mind starts to scramble. then you think of one amazing thing and bam! you mindj-zz and start to relax.
guy: dude, i was thinking about all the exams we have to do this week and then i remembered i get to bang kelly tonight.
guy2: dude, you totally just mindj-zzed!
where you are concentrating on an object e.g a fit woman and you accidently blow your load in your pants
corr i think i just mind j-zz’d over sophie reade
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