Mine Field
mine field- (n.)- a room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.
“dude i went to the bar last night. supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat -ss sp-ce slugs from star wars night, dude i walked into a mine field.”
a backyard filled with numerous piles of dog sh-t.
i had to put on the combat boots while traversing the mine field. when i finished my trek, i had to throw those sons of b-tches out because they were full of dog p–py.
well first you need a bunch of friends,2 liters of sprite, a handle of cheap vodka, and 50 of those dixie cups that you swished your mouth out after brushing teeth when your younger. so half the cups get sprite and the other half vodka. mix them all up and place them on a round table where everyone can stand around. the first goes and you pick a cup, if its sprite you move on to the next person, if its vodka keep going til you get sprite. then just go around the circle til everyone has had there fix. drink responsibly.
“man mine field at your house last night was awesome. i thought only tequila made her clothes fall off.”
the act of pulling out and getting j-zz all over the floor
“dude, there’s a wet spot here on the carpet.” “oh yea man, sorry i wasn’t prepared and made a minefield.”
any place severely lacking good looking girls. a place with tons grenades.
the biggest mine field is located in aurora, illinois, at the illinois math and science academy.
bro #1: dude i’m so glad to be home!
bro #2: why?
bro #1: because i am finally out of that mine field school of mine!
mine field- (n.)- a room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.
“dude i went to the bar last night. supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat -ss sp-ce slugs from star wars night, dude i walked into a mine field.”
a sl-t/a girl who sleeps around. called a minefield because a lot of men have planted their flag there; this would give the appearance of a minefield. this term also implies there is a dangerous element; you never know when you might figuratively step on a mine and get an std.
don’t sleep with lisa bro, she’s a minefield.
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