Minecraft Withdrawal Syndrome


minecraft withdrawal syndrome (aka mws) occurs when a minecraft player (see minecrafter) dies in a cave via zombie invasion, spider attack, skeleton sniping, or even creeper terrorism and loses all of his ores/tools/weapons/armor/materials and resp-wns above ground, forcing him to go back into the maze of a cave system. if said minecrafter dies a second time, then a third, before finding his items, a feeling of hopelessness comes into the mind. the minecrafter then withdraws away from the game (something very difficult to do) for 1 hour to two months, depending on the items in the minecrafter’s inventory.
tom: “hey dan, why are you looking so down? got minecraft withdrawal syndrome?”
dan: “i just lost my diamond armor in minecraft.”
tom: “dude, that’s harsh. how long have you been off?”
dan: “three years.”

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