Mines of moria
when you are whipping your -rs- and your finger pokes through, “delving deeper than it should”
“oh man frank, i just had the mines of moria in there.”
“really?”
when you are whipping your -rs- and your finger pokes through the toilet paper, “delving deeper than is good”
“oh man frank, i just went through the mines of moria”
“really? that happened to me last week.”
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