when you’re bored as f-ck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of minesweeper.
boss: juan what are you doing on the computer?
juan: i’m playing minesweeper sir.
boss: are you playing games while everyone else is busy with work to do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
andrew: relax, juan is busy as well, he’s helping us by minesweeping.
boss: minesweeping on the job, eh?? good job juan, atta boy!!!!!!
the feeling of not shaving it is a pricc feeling to not shave.
the most delicious sin u can indulge upon.. used in situations of s-xcapades and adulterous activities partic-p-nts that have been lucky enough to enter into sweet sinistericious seduction shes the most sinistericious chanel and delectable wh-r- i ever deviated with..!!! that wh-r- is sinistericious chanel i’d eat her all up. theres delicious and then there’s […]
drawn in comics to show that something smells. the artist used waftaroms to show that a lady’s perfume was overwhelmingly strong.
cool guy who likes memes and anime and very unique wow is that an arimael?!
- fudge baby
1) a baby made of fudge 2) an -n-l s-x reference to when a man pulls out of the -n-s and finds a nugget of sh-t on his c-ck. 1) oh man! i can’t wait to eat this fudge baby! 2) james: f-ck man, jamie gave me a fudge baby! garrett: disgusting. i dropped a […]