Minford


a place where your soul is forever d-mned to h-ll. a place where superficial, uninteresting girls run rampant. a place where you will never be happy
‘this place sucks’
‘yeah, but not as bad as minford’
born approximately 21 years ago; debately h-m-s-xual but at least metros-xual; enjoys beating people in things such as beer pong and scattergories; his beer pong skills are directly proportional to how mad he is which is also directly proportional to how much clothing he takes off.
i met minford the other day and i wanted to kill him.

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