ming magnet


someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.
guy1: hey jake’s going out with a minger chick again.
guy2: what do you expect? he’s a ming magnet. the mingers are attracted to him like flies are to sh-t.

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