Minge biscuit
a foreign body, usually a combination of sh-tty toilet paper and p-b-s encountered while “partaking of the captain’s pie”
“christ! these minge biscuits aren’t exactly putting me in the mood.”
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(n): to be eaten by a p-ssy, like a biscuit. like bein p-ssywhipped but 500 times worse. your soul is usually swallowed into the chasms most capacious depths, which considering its size, soon after becomes strangley elusive…
“john is so p-ssy whipped its obscene. hes guna become a primetime minge biscuit if he dont put that b-tch in her place.”
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