mingechete
a mingechete (/məngˈʃɛti/; spanish pr-nunciation: mangˈtʃete) is a large cleaver-like knife. the blade is typically 32.5 to 45 centimeters (12.8 to 17.7 in) long and usually under 3 millimeters (0.12 in) thickness. in the spanish language, the word is a diminutive form of the word minge, which means v-g-n- or beaver and was used to refer to large unkempt female genital areas.1 it’s primary use is to clear a path through the severely overgrown pubic area bush2] to allow access to the sin cave.
pack: wallace, i’ve been wanting you for years… (i’m drippin’ weet}
wallace: you look awesome right now.
pack: give it to me now, big boy……
wallace: bazinga, your bush is so dense and jungle-like down here, i’m totally choking on p-b-s, i should’ve brought a mingechete to clear a path to your steaming sin cave.
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