minger


a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down
g-d that girl/boy is so minging she really needs to work on her personality
someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it. anyone who does not look better to you after several strong alcoholic drinks probably fits this category. anyone scoring 7+ on www.amiaminger.com.
she was a minger, a real 8 pinter.
although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challanging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning ‘septic v-g-n-‘.

now often used by chavs all over britain to define anything remotely disgusting
eurgh look shaz, thats right minging, innit?
a derogatory term specifically for an english person. comes from the glasgow rhyming slang. the word england is often pr-nounced as “inger-land” by english football fans, thus inger minger.

it comes from the scots word “ming”, which refers to several things, such as something smelly, poor quality, unattractive, and also to human excrement, the latter definition doc-mented by watson in the early 1900s around roxburgh.

the word minger was picked up by big brother’s jade goody to describe herself on national tv in 2002 and quickly spread around english youth culture, all blissfully unaware of it’s correct meaning and true origin – as shown by the wrong entries in this section.
haw, goody ye hoor! ye’r a richt minger!
minger: minger = someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.
oh god, look at her – she’s a right minger!
not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy c-nt or skid marks on her underwear and her -rs- really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. she is also s-xually promiscuous – a person who spreads s-xually transmitted diseases. her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. a somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.word comes from northern england and from scotland.
dave woke up hungover.two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. his genitals itched terribly.
someone with a face like a bulldog licking p-ss off a thistle
jade, fat boy slim , your mother, that sweaty fat chick from pop idol

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