mini boner


(n)when ones p-n-s is at the midway point of being fully erect, yet it does not fully hard and protruding upward, thus creating the illusion you have a very large flacid p-n-s.
“as i showed them my c-ck, they thought it was huge because of the fact i had a mini b-n-r, yet they thought that was the actual flacidity of my p-n-s.”
a nickname given to a chinese guy that has a very small p-n-s.
guy 1: yo, danny has a small p-n-s!
guy 2: isn’t his nickname mini b-n-r?

guy 1: yeah, he can’t chop girls with that mini b-n-r…

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