Mini-Fonz
the act of inserting both thumbs into the -n-s of another, then pulling them gently apart while shrugging the shoulders and giving the catch phrase, “ehhhh!”
i can handle a meg ryan, but my -ss isn’t prepared for a mini-fonz.
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