minivanner


the crazy soccer moms in minivans who think they own the road because they have small children throwing b-lls at their face. minivanners will likely cut in front of you with their huge, bulky car causing you to almost wreck because their child is late for a piano recital. minivanners should be banned from driving on the road.
driver: f-ck! that d-mn minivanner drove her huge -ss wannabe van right into my car without even bothering to check if the lane was clear or not.

p-ssenger: d-mn minivanners need to get off the road.

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