mink guarding


when wimpy pencil-d-cked possessive mama’s boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing -ss, any way to let everyone know his woman is “taken.” really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.
look at that dweeb over there mink guarding that chick. she is going to run from him really soon.

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