to be c*ck blocked by a man who never stood a chance at closing the deal, but in his own head thinks he had a shot.
can you believe it?? i got totally minkus’d last christmas party.
that awkward facial expression made when one is introduced to another person with a name n*body has ever heard. dude, after experiencing awkwardophobia for the first time, i never want to meet another person again.
- f*ck face f*g
to be ugly, stupid and gay at the same time your a f*ck face f*g
- bet bet
bet bet = great,alright,cool,awesome do you want to meet and go out later? answer ok bet bet!
- how to become potato and rise to new life
1. grab a potato 2. cut it up and place it all over your body 3. say the ancient potato ritual transcend into the potato lands some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.