Minnesota Manicure
after dropping a duce, and wiping your -ss, a finger busts through the toilet paper. later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
after mike took a dump, i saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a minnesota manicure.
after dropping a duce, and wiping your -ss, a finger busts through the toilet paper. later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
after mike took a dump, i saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a minnesota manicure.
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