Minnesota penis
a geographical anomaly whereby a p-n-s erupts beyond the 49th parallel, causing the head of minnesota to b-ttf-ck the unknown canadian province above it.
over in winnepeg, drivers have to constantly wash a salt residue from their cars when a canadian history erupts from a man displaying a minnesota p-n-s while penetrating the canadian border.
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