Minnesota Trailer Hitch
a bl-wj-b with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your d-ck look like a trailer hitch in minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and l-sterless.
“dude that chick gave me a minnesota trailer hitch last night, i think it may have blown up bloodcells in my d-ck!”
“why didn’t you say sooner?! i’ll grab the ice!”
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