minotaurus


a vicious lego board game similar to sorry! that centers around a blood thirsty minotaur whose only desire is to devour your game piece’s soul and banish him or her to eternal darkness.

in short, get your pieces to the safe zone or the minotaur is gonna f-ck you up big time.

warning: because the minotaur is such a savage protector of the safe zone, it will be several hours before someone wins.
also, you can easily lose lifelong friendships in the course of a few turns.
every godd-mn time we play minotaurus, i get corner f-cked by the minotaur.

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