an excessively unattractive or unkempt v-g-n-.
(more of a wild wood than a lady garden)
noun; “that girl i was with the other night took off her knickers and i was nearly sick, she had the worst minoudge i’ve ever seen!”
“i sploodged on the minoudge”
adjective; “she has a minoudge boosh”
- fittin room
room you go to at walmart to see if your clothes fit before you buy them. you better go to that fittin room and try them leggins on before you buy em.
an american with a large c-ck and b-lls he’s a real cahir an irishman who is clever witty and probably the best lookin guy in the northern hemisphere you are a real cahir you know
- j*panese telescope
when the girl jerks off the man’s p-n-s in resemblance to a telescope. the man proceeds to c-m in the woman’s eye making her squint like a j-panese person. i have the j-panese telescope ready ;).
- chuck berry ing
to p-ss and on a woman and later have her perform a rim job on the male’s -sshole, then surprising her by a fart to the mouth mid-act. remember gina? she isn’t around anymore since we hooked up and i gave her a good chuck berry-ing.
- kentucky breakfast
when you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube. d-mn, chris is a straight fiend. he told me he has a kentucky breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while […]