mint test


the mint test is administered immediately before trying to take a girl home. if you’re not sure if a gal wants to get down, ask her if she’d like a mint. if she’s into you she’ll want to make sure her breath is fresh before anything happens. if she p-sses the mint test ask her back to your place. if not, get her number and good luck.

this all -ssumes that both parties haven’t already started making out at the bar with nasty cigarette and booze breath.
guy 1: you look like you’re about to pull with that girl. you up for another round or you giving her the mint test?
guy 2: mint test!

him: mint?
her: yes, please.
him: lets go back to my place and hang out.
her: mmmkay

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