mintard


a basic combination of the insults minda and r-t-rd. due to its absurdity (or perhaps the reason for it), the resulting word is more jocular than offensive.

note: more popular than the alternative combination: reda.
you mintard sachetan! the girls don’t want to see that!
minda+r-t-rd,a fool who acts like a minda, metally challenged, metally disabled
gavin doesnt kno the entertainment book he’s a australian mintard.

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