minton


a hypothetical form of the game badminton where the players actually have some skill. used in insults. a synonym of goodminton.
ryan: “hit the d-mned shuttlec-ck already!”
greg: “ok, here goes. i’m going to whack the ‘c-ck!”
ryan: “that’s what she said!”
(greg whiffs)
ryan: “nice one.”
greg: “i meant to do that. ok, here goes for real. this ‘c-ck is headed straight for your face!”
ryan: “that’s what he said!”
(greg hits it right into the net)
ryan: “you know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it.”

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