Minty Cave


the act of performing oral s-x on a female with gum in your mouth. often results in either extra stimulation or a nasty infection in which old cottage cheese appears to be oozing out of the v-g-n-.
bro: “dude i totally gave that b-tch the minty cave”

bro #2: “who wants cottage cheese!”

unsuspecting victim: “i do! i do!”

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