Minty Dave


1. the act of oral s-x on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quant-ty of mints.

2. a drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.
“i ate a bag of werthers last night and gave this girl i picked up one h-ll of a minty dave. i don’t think she’s going to be able to sit down for a week!”

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