Minty Dick Cake


when you wash your d-ck with an urinal cake and then you have someone suck you off. the usual response afterwards is “wait. why do you taste so minty fresh?” -head tilt-
example: “hey, what are you getting your girl for valentine’s day?” answer: “a minty d-ck cake, of course.”

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