minus crack
a statement used in displeasure of something bad happening.
ned “i got my foreskin caught in my zip”
emma ” ah sh-t thats minus crack”
ned ” where’s ma tins, i cant find my tins, this sh-t is minus crack
lee bllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
ned” for f-ck sake lee how am i meant to drive this lorry with boke on the windscreen, this is f-cking minus crack”
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