minute man

a man who blows his load too quick before getting the woman off. usually within 2 minutes.
her: have you ever slept with russell?

sister: no, hes married i do believe.

her: oh!!!! well russell definitely is a minute man, finishing before i ever came. i swear he was in my p-ssy for under a minute before he groaned and came.

sister: sounds like a waste of time!! or lack their of
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guy who comes too quick during s-x and doesn’t get the girl off
“he came quick. he got his, i ain’t getting mine, i’m like f-ck.”

“you done got you a m-th-f-ckin minute man.”
(n) a guy who c-ms very quickly. see premature -j-c-l-t–n.
that guy is a minuteman! he came as soon as she touched his d-ck!
a guy who busts in a couple of minutes. i know alot of them and they know who they are.
these young boys are some minute men. i don’t want no one minute man.
term for a volunteer soldier in the american revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the british at a minute’s notice. these were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.
let us not confuse “minuteman,” a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly.
a guy who cannot hold his load therefore not being able to please his woman. aka mary’s boyfriend
whoa that sucks you’re going out with a minute man!
all american organization, but with some restrictions. these are the requirements:

1- you have to be unemployed so you tell everyone that a mexican took your job that´s why you are a minuteman.
2- you must hate mexicans and brown skin people even if they are americans working under the sun, and they speak good english. (don´t let em´fool you around).
3- you have to live in the woods.
4- you have to smoke ckack every day ( no exceptions).
5- you have to be fat, ugly, grown beard.
6- you gotta have german or northern european heritage, so you tell everyone that you´re aryan descent (you wish), then you can join a neo- n-z- organization after 3 months and get extra welfare and food stamps (we can trade em´for crack, hehehe!!!)
7- you must have knowledge of geography. you know basics… america is a continent, mexico another one, and canada is another one, and alaska is a country (don´t know where the f-ck´s at!)… and europe is in the north of the us, i mean america( i don´t know why people call it us anyway) and.. wait a second canada is down south right?. well f-ck it!

p.s: we watch the “jerry springer show” on every meeting so we educate ourselves how to improve the american society. if you miss the show you won´t be allowed to partic-p-te in our meeting (no exceptions… again!!)

god bless the minuteman!!! (please g-d mercyyyyyyy!!!!)
minutemen: on today´s meeting we want your neo n-z- party to join us to wipe mexicans off america.
neo n-z- leader: take all your smelly -ss people and your crackhead -ss out of my hall you f-cking jerry springer fan motherf-cker!
minutemen: but my grandpa was german and…
neo n-z-: you wish ugly -ss hick, go back home eat your grits and git r´done minute f-ckman!!!!!!!!
a term that orignally refers to the brave people who fought the british durning the battle of lexington and conocord.
they got the name from the fact that they were ready any minute to go out and fight for freedom.

not to be confused with the anti-foreigner militas that are based in the southwest.
the british were unsucessfull in capturing sam adams due to the brave efforts of the minutemen.