miracle whips


its a mayonnaise but a little more tasty. its probably not as healthy but who gives a wh-r-s p-ssy? its spiced and sh-t i think. idk i just eat it.
p-ss the miracle whip dumb-ss
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it be dem expensive cars.
“i’m killin y’all n-gg-z on this lyrical sh-t. mayonnaise colored benz i push miracle whips.”

-kanye west
the most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. how it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing miracle whip can ever be called “delicious”.
me: i’d rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains miracle whip.
c-m
i c-m miracle whip

i whip miracle c-m
miracle c-m i whip
whip my miracle c-m
when you are getting oral s-x from your girlfriend and you pull your p-n-s out of her mouth to slap it on her face when unintentionally you climax and shoot s-m-n into her eye.
last night while i was getting some head i miracle whipped my girl.

have you ever miracle whipped a chick in the car?
to c-m in your hand then smack your b-tch in the face.
just think of the miracle whip that you put on your sandwhich. in this case the s-m-n is the miracle and the whip is your hand, the slap is like putting the sandwhich together
another, more modern term, for the popemobile.
hey, looks like the pope just got his ride back from unique autosports! it’s the miracle whip!

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